Some people have all the luck. By the age of 20, we would have settled for getting out of bed before midday and talking to girls without breaking into a sweat.
Sancho is wired differently. Known for his trickery, pace and use of feints in one-on-one situations, the Borussia Dortmund winger is widely regarded as one of the best young footballers in the world, finishing fourth in the recent 2020 Golden Boy awards.
Fitting like a glove into Dortmund’s team of youthful tyros, expectations surrounding the England international are typically sky-high. Luckily, Sancho looks like he’s worth every ounce of the praise.
For all of his myriad talents, free-kicks aren’t necessarily the first thing that spring to mind when thinking about Sancho. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing – there have been many examples of players being selcted for their set-piece ability alone, rather than their all-round performance.
With Sancho, his aptitude at striking a dead ball simply adds another dimension to his game.
During Dortmund’s Champions League match with Club Brugge, the home team won a free-kick around 25 yards from goal.
Puffing out his cheeks as if about to disarm a car bomb rather than strike a football, Sancho proceeded to whip a beautifully flighted shot into that section of goal that even a three-armed goalkeeper would be unable to cover.
Stop that, Jadon!
Sancho puts a free-kick in the definition of top bins. You don’t save those! 🎯 pic.twitter.com/oE8jCed884
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) November 24, 2020
Now that Sancho has illustrated his Beckham-esque free-kicks, maybe its time to find out his limitations as a footballer.
Can he dribble with his shoelaces tied? Can he simultaneously score a hat-trick and serve bratwurst to the inhabitants of the Sudtribune? Can he do it on a wet night in
For now, we will simply have to express amazement whenever Sancho proves fallible.
Something tells us we might be waiting for a long while yet.
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