Quote me.

Quote me.
No, the best thing for the economy is for you to gut yourself on the altar of the markets, spending your last painful moments smearing your worthless entrails out on display before unceremoniously and quietly shuffling yourself off the edge into the abyss so your betters don’t have to pay someone to deal with your stinking peasant corpse.

That’s the price of freedom! If you really want to better your lot in life, you should pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Which is to say you should drag some other peasant to the alter and forcefully gut them in your stead.

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